It has begun.

It has begun.

Hey there everyone! I'm just dropping in to share the current Postseason Bracket for folks to print out, setup inside their fireplace, then burn it to the fucking ground - ensuring at least one full year of good fantasy luck.

Enjoy! I'll be doing my best to keep it updated ... eventually.

Run Run Rudolph, run for your fuckin life

What the fuck kind of story is Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer?

Santa seriously doesn't fucking step in at any point to help out Rudolph when the other reindeer were god damn abusing the fuck outta that red-nosed animal. They make fun of him, they exclude him from everything, more likely than not I'm sure those fuckers Dasher, Dancer, and Donner all fucking beat the ever-loving fuck out of Rudolph.

I have no doubt they'd routinely beat the shit out of that poor reindeer with anything they could get their hands hooves on. I couldn't tell you what reindeer slurs are, but you can bet all the money in your fuckin Silk Road account that Prancer and Blitzen were mercilessly slurring at that poor reindeer.

Then Mr. Fat Fuck shows up only when he needs Rudolph's mutation to help him out .. in what is probably the most fucking dangerous type of weather for him to travel in. "Fuck you Rudolph, stop fuckin complaining about the other Reindeer you red-nosed bitch. Now get over here, grab Santa some nog and turn that piece of shit nose on so we can give all those damn kids their presents. And no, your bedroom won't get a window for it yet you miserable mutated fuck."

So yeah, fuck you Santa. Treat Rudolph better because he's a fucking super hero.

Good fuckin luck

Shit's fucked in the NFL right now via Covid.

Don't be like the NFL and stay fuckin healthy and careful out there.