Texans rustle some Bluecows ok google, show me an image that describes the Buffalo Bills' Super Bowl window, Chi-town Steamers Steelers Steelers waking up on Monday checking the standings, Haha, get fucked Steeltown Chi-town? You're one fuckin win away from the #1 seed in the NFC. Hope
The Greatriots Rise INSUFFERABLE LEVELS ARE RISING TO UNSUSTAINABLE LEVELS 🔊 has sound 🔊 Let's fuckin gooooo. A little messy of a game, but who doesn't enjoy a little slop?? A win is a win! ¡Dios Mio, Los Delfines! Me? Tune in to a 930am game to watch
W (4-6) How's ya mom and dem L (2-8) The Scallywags Well shit. Don't look now but How's ya mom and dem is 4-2 over his last six and easily could have been 5-1 if he scored 0.09 more points in week 9.
Sandy pigeons Let's start the season halfway point down in Sunny Mee-ah-mee where the Dolphins are doing their best impression of big fat honkin' boobahs in that they are made to absolutely suck. Tua Isuckallovah is back in rare extremely common form, playing like absolute trash. I&
Vikes @ LAClippers We begin our recap between the battle for that one chick fan who seems kinda cool, Yeah, that's the one! What started with so much promise, actually never started at all because this game in all reality could have been dressed in a colonial rayadillo uniform
Sorry for bein so late with the column. Stupid god damn Amazon goes down and it keeps me from being able to do fucking do anything. I couldn't drink water, I couldn't watch any god damn TV, I couldn't cook anything on my grill,
WE GOING IN DRY FOLKS, NO FOREPLAY THIS COLUMN, Broncos @ Jets OK. How are these games not starting an international incident? I'm so fucking happy I don't a shit about the London game at all whatsoever. Like, who the fuck gets up for this shit? I&
Hey hey party people! So this week, fuck going over all the games - I ain't got that kind of time, so instead I'm going to just free-flow a bunch of garbage and still end up with some behemoth 2,000+ word shitshow of a column.
Let's talk football. But first, time to get into the mood: Rainy City Bitch Pigeons @ Cards What in the doodoo-batter-splatter were those Cardinals Jerseys? Now, I consider myself a huge fan of a nice clean jersey, and those fuckers weren't clean whatsoever - by design. Endzones
Oh shit, are you all still here? My bad, I guess I did say I'd be back after a couple weeks so here I am. Uhh, well you're definitely not going to get any sort of recap of NFL games like I've done in
Rachel, if this is you the don't worry - I'm not going to start my column back up again and totally disregard taking care of our house, working my job, and helping to raise our child. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rest of league, helloooooo! Buckle up, buckaroos - the boy
Welcome welcome welcome! It's time to kick off the 2024 Fantasy Football Season and boy oh boy is this year going to be fucking full of exhausting surprises both on and off the football field. We've got a new kickoff rule that I don't