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Joe

13 Sep 2021 — 1 min read

Don't mind me, I'm trying to see why the fuck that stupid leading image won't fucking save to the god damn disk space that I haven't paid one fuckin cent for.

With any luck the image that leads this column won't just auto-delete the instant this instance takes a nap.

I wonder what image I could throw on here that would get people to click in the fastest?

Ooooh, I know just the screenshot - it's from one of the greatest rip-offs of all-time.

Trying is the first step towards failure

Hey hey party people! So this week, fuck going over all the games - I ain't got that kind of time, so instead I'm going to just free-flow a bunch of garbage and still end up with some behemoth 2,000+ word shitshow of a column.

Folks, when you're right 52% of the time you're wrong 48% of the time

Let's talk football. But first, time to get into the mood: Rainy City Bitch Pigeons @ Cards What in the doodoo-batter-splatter were those Cardinals Jerseys? Now, I consider myself a huge fan of a nice clean jersey, and those fuckers weren't clean whatsoever - by design. Endzones

Is it week 4 already??

Oh shit, are you all still here? My bad, I guess I did say I'd be back after a couple weeks so here I am. Uhh, well you're definitely not going to get any sort of recap of NFL games like I've done in

Somehow, Joe has returned

Rachel, if this is you the don't worry - I'm not going to start my column back up again and totally disregard taking care of our house, working my job, and helping to raise our child. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rest of league, helloooooo! Buckle up, buckaroos - the boy

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Trying is the first step towards failure

Folks, when you're right 52% of the time you're wrong 48% of the time

Is it week 4 already??

Somehow, Joe has returned