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Food for thought Makes you think! Confused? Go ahead and read about a specific Kansas Chiefs superfan. Memes never die I don't fuckin care if the Dolphins and Bills played each other over a week ago. I'VE GOT MEMES TO SHARE. Simply the Best-a-gon Praise Hexagons,
Happy Christmas and Merry Hanukkah
WHIRLIE KERP Oh shit, argentina won. wowzers n shit. Anyway, here's a video, What? It's a video. Shout out to Colleen Wolfe Only one without gloves! Fuckin Carolina Panthers, Jacksonville Jaguars, and what fuckin San Francisco? A little in Seattle? These fuckers don't know
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What the fuck I gotta do to get fired around here? All I wanna do is get promoted to customer. For the love of fucking God. Sorry folks, but as you've probably noticed the last 3-4 weeks, my heart is absolutely not fuckin in it. Not sure what
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Followed by Poland. Stupid fuckin sport. Late Let's say, hypothetically, that you were, for instance, using my keyboard. Now keep up. Let's say that you, yes you, wanted to type up one of these columns. Hypothetically, of course. Now that we have established that you want
happy thanksgiving
Gobble Gobble Hey everyone! Hope y'all enjoyed the week and had a mother fuckin awesome Thanksgiving week! Despite the result of the Greatriots game, it was still such a fucking great day of football - one that I barely fucking caught because I was playing the god. Damn.
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That other football I guess it's getting underway. Oh hell yeah, I'm super excited to continue feeding a monstrously evil capitalist grift of galactic proportions. Wait what is that? They just banned cheering with both hands while in stadiums? OK, as long as I can celebrate
power rankings
Yeah yeah yeah, I know I just fucking emailed all of you earlier this week. It's just that skipping out on two straight weeks of power rankings left me in a state of near giving a shit. So with this building guilt, I set upon sculpting my content.
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In College I Studied Abroad or Two Big fan of that NFL Europe thing. I loved the Amsterdam Admirals, perfect team to play against so I could earn the maximum amount of Madden Cards as I could. But I guess Germany has better singers or some shit, This is UNBELIEVABLE.
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Snyder selling team? I hope you read about this elsewhere because I ain't got shit for you all this week as far as extra bullshit. Which might be a godsend for some, a sad state for others. Rage Against the Machine I found these bootleg videos that I
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Happy Fuckin Halloween and All Saints Day and Dias de los Muertos! What a god damn trilogy of days. I don't think there's much of anything like it. Speaking of spectacular, check out this incredible performance by our very own Dakstreet Boys, So what severity of
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It's October Luckswing Time! I hear that the month of October is supposedly the most important month of the year for Major League Baseball. Until November, at least. Why am I bringing up America's Pasttime in a column dedicated to Fantastical Football? Well. Because it'
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Dear Mr. Snyder Sell your team, Coward! Al Michaels calls out Dan Synder to sell the team on live broadcast pic.twitter.com/zF0Ls76xi1 — Main Team (@MainTeamSports2) October 14, 2022 Source Let them fight. Davante Has Earned His Spiked Shoulderpads So like .. I shared that video in the last column,