week 1 A new season has entered the chat Welcome welcome welcome! It's time to kick off the 2024 Fantasy Football Season and boy oh boy is this year going to be fucking full of exhausting surprises both on and off the football field. We've got a new kickoff rule that I don't
2023 It's easier not to be great Fuck you, Thor Let me paint the weekend picture for you: It's mid-Friday afternoon, I'm trying to wrap up a bunch of dependency updates while yelling at my computer because fuck you, the tests worked before the update so WHY DON'T THEY KNOW, as
2021 SHOW ME THE MOONEY Here. We. Fuckin. Oh shit, Ekeler already scored? Oh fuckin' hell I didn't even have games on ye-. Jimmy GQ just fumbled on the snap?? AHH FUCK STOP. SLOW DOWN. I HAVEN'T PROPERLY STRETCHED BEFORE WATCHING. I'M SO BEHIND. OH FUCKIN HELL. Thursday
site update Sandbox time Don't mind me, I'm trying to see why the fuck that stupid leading image won't fucking save to the god damn disk space that I haven't paid one fuckin cent for. With any luck the image that leads this column won'