2025 Post title Sorry for bein so late with the column. Stupid god damn Amazon goes down and it keeps me from being able to do fucking do anything. I couldn't drink water, I couldn't watch any god damn TV, I couldn't cook anything on my grill,
2023 Help, someone pooped my pants Yeah I ain't got shit to lead off with. Tried to scrape some proverbial shit off my shoe and see if I could get 700-900 words from that, but to no avail. That, it's the second half of our sprint, and I'm busier than
2022 Yeezy come, Yeezy go It's October Luckswing Time! I hear that the month of October is supposedly the most important month of the year for Major League Baseball. Until November, at least. Why am I bringing up America's Pasttime in a column dedicated to Fantastical Football? Well. Because it'
week 7 Week Sev-uuuuuuuuuuuhn What a horse-shit of a Sunday of National Football League NFL League Games. Like. It was so fucking terrible I can't believe it. We had six fuckin teams on bye. And then we had maybe one close matchup. Really the only real exciting thing was ahhhh .. the Bengals?
2021 Don't yuck his yum First things first, last week I may have gone off the deep end due to a certain dairy distaste What's Cookin, Good Lookin? For this Sunday, I'm going with the instant pot chicken noodle soup. It's so fucking simple, I made it on Sunday.
