power rankings

Title for the Week 10 Power Rankings during Week 11

Joe

17 Nov 2022 — 3 min read

Yeah yeah yeah, I know I just fucking emailed all of you earlier this week. It's just that skipping out on two straight weeks of power rankings left me in a state of near giving a shit.

So with this building guilt, I set upon sculpting my content. Applying some brain matter here, perhaps an empty joke that won't land there, massage a tender message of sensible empathy.

To top it off, I'll get some nice vinegary scent from the ol' taint and give it one last swipe before clicking Publish and releasing yet another steamy pile of shitwords into the glorious Ether like flushing a thicc mud monkey onto the train tracks via some Eastern European InterCity Express train toilet.

So welcome one, welcome all. We're doing this twice in one fuckin week.

Jimi Hendrix ($18,000)

1. Seyton Manning

I mean. The clear winner here. Despite taking his first loss this week, he's still in first place by a game. Plus having the Pts For tiebreaker is a nice little fallback.

Joan Baez ($10,000)

2. The Dakstreet Boys

Right now, it's Seyton's and Dakstreet's League. We're just hoping to have a good time.

Creedence Clearwater Revival ($10,000)

3. 91 Shrimp

A five game win streak has this dude doing his best attempts at keeping pace with the torrid scoring of the top two spots. That dude's name? The Commissioner.

The Band ($7,500)

4. Flip Flops & Coronas

The defending champion has taken a number of body blows, but this persistent god damn motherfucker just won't stay down.

Janis Joplin ($7,500)

5. The Impossible Kid

The Power Rankings this week is most likely going to resemble our standings. That is mostly why you're in fiif.

Jefferson Airplane ($7,500)

6. Equitittious Saint Dumbledong

See above statement, but please alter fiif to sixth.

Sly and the Family Stone ($7,500)

7. SCHWAAAAAAAAB

This mother fucker had to go ahead and take down the biggest fish in the league. Absolutely incredible performance. One that will be forgotten after this post.

Canned Heat ($6,500)

8. mzarecta

Just when you thought you could count this motherfucker out, he gets right back up and chews out a two-game win streak.

The Who ($6,250)

9. Matural Light

The final stop before the absolute doldrums (not in terms of music, but in terms of quality). Turn back all who seek winning streaks.

Richie Havens ($6,000)

10. The Scallywags

A four-game losing streak and you're in fucking free-fall. At this rate, you'll still finish ahead of me because .. well .. you at least have the tiebreaker with Pts F-. Oh shit. Wow.

Arlo Guthrie ($5,000)

11. I Am The Captain Now

When it rains it pours.

Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young ($5,000)

12. Spider 2 Y U do this

It's frankly insulting to have Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young as my power rankings category. It's really just a representation of the 12th thing in a list of things. I kinda feel bad. Because I'm fucking trash.

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