2021
Thanksgiving Yeah. I should have fuckin bitch n moaned about Thanksgiving and all its fixings in the previous column that I literally fucking published on Thanksgiving 2021. But fuck you, this is now the official Thanksgiving 2021 Recap. Sure, I didn't even get invited to everyone's
2021
Belichick n Mayo Farts OK fuck faces, I need to sit with you all and discuss how important good, quality, chemistry is. Whether you're droppin a tab of LSD, enjoying some fine homemade Meth, maybe your team trying to overcome a superior opponent, or just maybe you think
2021
The Remake Game So this has little to nothing to do with the NFL - but it was something that came to me while watching some dumbass ad for the new Home Alone movie on Disney+ after catching a previous SNL with Kieran McCulkin: Instead of just status-quo remakes, can
2021
Yeah. I ain't got shit to bitch about. Well .. I have plenty on the list: * Rock n Jock sports * Dude you're getting Odell * Kyrie > Q'Aaron * How much you all rule But do I have the capacity to write it down? GAMES ATLIENS @ NO
2021
All righty, just a little reminder for everyone: Hmm. Other than the overall stability of this god damn fuckin framework that's seemingly holding these columns together with fucking scotch-tape, I'd say I don't have too much else to bitch about this week. I guess
week 7
What a horse-shit of a Sunday of National Football League NFL League Games. Like. It was so fucking terrible I can't believe it. We had six fuckin teams on bye. And then we had maybe one close matchup. Really the only real exciting thing was ahhhh .. the Bengals?
2021
First things first, last week I may have gone off the deep end due to a certain dairy distaste What's Cookin, Good Lookin? For this Sunday, I'm going with the instant pot chicken noodle soup. It's so fucking simple, I made it on Sunday.
2021
Sup fuckos. Look who scrounged up a fuckin writeup. No, it's not because I have any sort of addiction to the tens of eyeballs of attention these columns receive. I'm simply trying to be consistent with all things Fantasy Football. Whether it's my teams
2021
Free Advertising So in case people didn't know, I've been a fan of sharing highlights and content for years now. I'd actually like to think we all like dabbling in content proliferation. It's satisfying to share something people enjoy, it's
2021
Gambling and shit So some horseshit news came across the wire involving the fake Adarn Schefter and some Kraft mac jones n cheese guy joined up with another horseshit gambling platform. Now. Don't get me wrong - a rising tide lifts all ships - I like competition in
2021
[Extremely Karl Urban in The Boys voice] Weww, weww, weww, lookit you cheeky cunts. I told you all. Every. Single. One of you. This new taunting rule will absolutely ruin this league. Here are some of the taunting penalties called on Sunday. This stuff is a disaster. It has to
2021
Here. We. Fuckin. Oh shit, Ekeler already scored? Oh fuckin' hell I didn't even have games on ye-. Jimmy GQ just fumbled on the snap?? AHH FUCK STOP. SLOW DOWN. I HAVEN'T PROPERLY STRETCHED BEFORE WATCHING. I'M SO BEHIND. OH FUCKIN HELL. Thursday