[W] Matural Light [L] The Impossible Kid Uhh hrm. I guess this was kind of a close game, right? I mean, it was ~11 points which I think technically speaking was the closest of the week. But just because it was, doesn't mean this shit was remotely tense

Colts vs Commies Mariota goes down, which makes way for the Grecian Sensacian - Throwdysseus. Patriots vs Bills Pardon me, I need to first get this out, Oh wait, not sure if I've fully made my point, I can't fucking believe we pulled it off again. Although

Recaps Welcome back, my dudes. Not a bad showing from everyone, including those pesky NFL teams (except the greatest of them all - the Patriots). With the abysmal failing of my personal favorite baseball team at the hands of their hated rival, all I want is to be excited by one

Welp. Another week, and another fucking column that comes out the day after the next week starts. Tough shit you fuckers. You'll be lucky to get jokes that aren't just copied from Twitter and shoehorned into recaps that don't even include the specific player.